FRIDAY
THE 13th CALENDAR
(Investigator 11, 1990 March)
The black
day of bad luck is
approaching again.
Why not make it
the final
time that you have
to cancel all your Friday the 13th appointments? After all,
it only shows others what a fool you are.
Wouldn't it be
smarter to
stay in bed without
having to do all that cancelling?
You're probably
reasoning
now as follows:
"My calendar is only good for finding the days of the week for one year
ahead. If only I could know long enough in advance that a Friday the 13th
was approaching, then I could avoid making any appointments for that
day
in the first place. Then I would have no appointments to cancel. Then
nobody
would realize what a fool I am."
This problem has
been
thoroughly investigated
and the solution is a specially prepared Friday the 13th
calendar
covering 28 years.
In the year 2018 the cycle starts again. 2018 has Friday the 13th in the same months as 1990. 2019 has Friday the 13th in the same months as 1991. And so on. The worst years have three Fridays the 13th.
This happened in
1987. All
of us reading
this got through that one. Some of us perhaps by the skin of our teeth.
You'll have to brace yourself again, however, in 1998, 2009, 2012, 2015, 2026 and 2037. Those of us who live even longer than that will be too old to worry about subsequent Friday's the 13th (unless by then humankind has eternal life). The main message is that you need no longer make a fool of yourself over Friday the 13th.
BM
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